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Created on 2001-09-02 22:31:32 (#337026), last updated 2006-08-27
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Basic Info| Name: | The Penis of The Lord |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 12-27 |
| Location: | Portland, Oregon, United States |
| Website: | I hate most people |
BioLet me get straight to the point... I like TAB. TAB always quenches my thirst in just the right way, the kind of way that makes you love everything right with America. TAB is a man's drink, and being the type of man you would see on the cover of health/hunting magazines I do enjoy TAB. I like my sex rough, I like my Indie cars fast, I like my farm animals medium rare, and I like my drinks TAB. Whoever says they can't appreciate the downright wholesome American taste of TAB better be prepared for me to stab them, or for me to fake punch high and then stab low. Either way I want you stabbed so there isn't a lot you can do about it, except join heterosexual America in enjoying a nice brisk TAB!
Only one crazy HAM you sons of bitches... only one.
Only one crazy HAM you sons of bitches... only one.
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